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Gordon Freeman

G̶o̶r̶d̶o̶n̶ ̶F̶r̶e̶e̶m̶a̶n̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶a̶ ̶l̶e̶a̶d̶ ̶s̶c̶i̶e̶n̶t̶i̶s̶t̶ ̶a̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶B̶l̶a̶c̶k̶ ̶M̶e̶s̶a̶ ̶R̶e̶s̶e̶a̶r̶c̶h̶ ̶F̶a̶c̶i̶l̶i̶t̶y̶.̶ ̶G̶o̶r̶d̶o̶n̶ ̶h̶a̶s̶ ̶s̶h̶o̶w̶n̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶v̶e̶r̶y̶ ̶u̶s̶e̶f̶u̶l̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶f̶o̶u̶n̶d̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶p̶l̶a̶n̶n̶e̶d̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶m̶o̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶n̶e̶x̶t̶ ̶M̶o̶n̶t̶h̶.̶

He didn't have his passport. - Benry

"̶G̶o̶r̶d̶o̶n̶ ̶I̶s̶ ̶a̶ ̶g̶o̶o̶d̶ ̶s̶c̶i̶e̶n̶t̶i̶s̶t̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶w̶e̶ ̶s̶h̶o̶u̶l̶d̶ ̶a̶p̶p̶r̶i̶c̶i̶a̶t̶e̶ ̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶w̶o̶r̶k̶"̶

Benry - "Do you have your passport?"

Gordon Freeman - "My passport? What do you mean, like a company I.D?"

Benry - Whispering to other guard. "He doesn't have his passport."

by MemeBuster3641 October 16, 2020

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gordon freeman

the main half life 2 protag, not to be mixed with morgan freeman

GUY: oh hey its gordon freeman from half life wassup dude
GORDON FREEMAN:

by mirrormanwastaken November 29, 2021


Gordon Freeman

Main character in the computer games Half-Life and Half-Life2.
PHD in ultra-physics, nerdy guy and a total fuckup when it comes to making experiments work without causing the end of human civilisation... That is until he turns into a meen killing machine that was able, all by himself, to defeat the Goverment Special Forces, alien invading creatures and a BIG foetus looking uber-monster; All that in just the first installement of the game. In the second part we discover that Freeman has become a pure agent of death and destruction (working with the good guys) who is still unable to score with ladys and who, after meeting with a guy that has godly powers, still has to wear corrective glasses.
Anyway, the caracter has become a legend and all we are waiting for is episode 3 where he may (we hope) do something usefull and make some sense!

'Wake up, Dr. Freeman, wake up ... wake up and smell the ashes' Quote from the G man.

by Kazman December 21, 2004

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Gordon Freeman Syndrome

The effect when any character, typically in video games, does not make any sounds, speak, grunt, etc. This is named after Gordon Freeman of the Half-Life series, who did not speak, grunt, or make any other sounds.

1. Why does Chrono have Gordon Freeman Syndrome?

2. Bro, Link doesn't have Gordon Freeman Syndrome, he has that high pitched squeal like he was punched in the nuts.

by Duton November 6, 2011

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Gordon Freeman effect

A strong urge to protect humanity from invading aliens, stop talking, destroying all boxes in sight and to crawl around in vents, that somebody gets whenever they hold a crowbar.

Jake: " hey look at this crowbar"

Mike: " carefully it might have the Gordon Freeman effect on you"
Jake: * smashing boxes with said crowbar*

by notThepybro September 21, 2023


Gordon Freeman

The Messiah

"All hail Gordon Freeman, The One Free Man!"

by P-Body Pal May 27, 2021


Gordon Freeman

Gordon freeman is the scientist you play as and kill the combine the aliens to become the half life

And find the half life
Because the half life is real

Kleiner: Great scott gordon freeman

Gordon: Shut the fuck up

by Based Mango September 14, 2022