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(Verb) To wipe your ass incorrectly. Performed by putting your arm between your legs and wiping downwards.
"Wow, I just gormaned and got shit all over my balls"
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a gamer, skater, lover, and a business owner. large belcher, sugar seeking, bottled water drinking, crappy eyed male in the state of being in his golden years, from the day 1.
Sup Gorman, ey Gorman, Gorman whats your first name?
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The 22-year-old poet who spoke with poise and eloquence at the inauguration of Joe Biden and Kamala Harris, reading her poem "The Hill We Climb". Ms. Gorman, the youngest inaugural poet in United States history, earned wide praise and admiration for her contribution to an event regarded, by several measures, as historically significant.
Amanda Gorman joins a small group of poets who have graced a presidential inauguration with their words, among them Robert Frost, Maya Angelou, Miller Williams, Elizabeth Alexander and Richard Blanco.
From "The Hill We Climb", she read:
"And yet the dawn is ours before we knew it.
Somehow, we do it.
Somehow, we’ve weathered and witnessed
A nation that isn’t broken, but simply unfinished."
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A common sexual encounter relating to when a man has anal sex with a woman then goes to her son's bedroom and wipes his stained penis across his bottom lip. This has to be done without the woman or her son finding out and you get bonus points if you get other members of the family! This move can only be peformed under the influence of cheap tequila and maybe a hit of heroin or two.
Dude, I totally pulled off a Dirty Gorman the other night. After Arlene passed out I snuck into victors room and totally disrespected him. Afterwards I washed my dick off in his fish tank.
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Comedian and author - has written 3 books to date, including "Are You Dave Gorman?" and "Dave Gorman's Googlewhack Adventure".
Also known as one of the funniest men ever.
Hello. I'm Dave Gorman. Are you Dave Gorman?
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