gorse pockets

A New Zealand term for a kiwi that is tight and has scrooge type behaviour.

Gorse bushes are a spiky plant imported from scotland that run wild in New zealand that Know one likes...

Dave; I've been out with Johno for two nights in a row for beerzies... he hasn't bought a one yet......
Trevor ; Gorse pockets..!

Gorse

A horse using a snail with a pointed shell to pretend to be a unicorn.

Person 1: "That's actually a horse."
Person 2: "No, it isn't. Look at that snail on its forehead. That's definitely a gorse."
Person 1: "Oh yeah, you're right. That's a gorse."
Person 3: "I hate you both."

Gorse

It's like gore, but much worse.

Person 1. Do you have any good gorse movies?
Person 2. Tf is gorse?
Person 1. It's like gore, but worse.