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Ryan smells like he works on a tractor farm with all of his lumberjack friends. Ryan also has a huge ass. Ryan also thinks that walking around shirtless is a personality trait.
“Hey Gosling”
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a) A person who thinks they're literally Ryan Gosling, Especially from the movies Drive and BR2049.
b) A person with Ryan Gosling Syndrome, a disorder that affects ability to feel, communicate and behave normally.
Therapist: This 'Ryan Gosling'.. is he in the room with us right now?
Ryan Gosling: He is literally me.
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Random Guy : You are not Ryan Gosling.
Me : Yeah, but I drive.
The army made up of geese employed by the former Sir. James in his war on Toaster Lovers. There was and still is much debate as to whether or not they are usefull, or effective soldiers, and whether James' mind has just completely gone to the alcohol. Regardless some still blame the change in migratory patterns among geese in areas where James is active on the geese's obligations by their employment in The War on Toasters. Some even go so far as to claim the geese are forced to wear shock collars that restrict their movement within certain cities though this has never been confirmed.
This Park is said to be patrolled by the Gosling Army.
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Actor that plays Miles Morales in the Spider-man Live Action Movie.
Person 1 : Who played as Black Panther again?
Person 2 : Ryan Gosling, dude.
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