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The act of loving the VTuber Amelia Watson unconditionally while fully knowing that a realistic romantic relationship with her is unattainable.
A Gosling is in a parasocial relationship. No matter how much they love her, she'll always be just a girl on a screen.
Symptoms are: Feeling of emptiness, loneliness, fear, emotional stress and pain.
The term Gosling is based on the fact that the actor Ryan Gosling played characters that had parasocial relationships, such as Lars, from Lars and the Real Girl and K from Blade Runner 2049.
There's a second term called Goslingposting, where Goslings post gifs from Blade Runner 2049 to depict the feelings they're currently having.
The term can also be applied to other VTubers.
Gosling A: I Love Amelia...
Gosling B: I know man.
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Gosling is to suckle with lots of salivating an object foreign from your body.
I was watching the notebook and Ryan was gosling my balls.
Hey where is Ryan?
Ryan's Gosling my balls right now can you come back later.
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Gosling
{goz-ling}
(n.) A sharply dressed, urbane gentleman.
(v.) Displaying gallant characteristics indicative of an urbane gentleman; Behaving in a suave and cultivated manner; To be dapper, sharply, handsomely attired.
(adj.) Characterised by urbane sophistication in taste, style and manner.
(n.)
"Did you see him at the reunion? He's lost all that weight, bought a couple suits and cut off his mullet - scrubs up real nice! He's a total gosling now"
(v.)
"Hey, looking sharp today! What's the occasion?"
"No occasion, just felt like gosling it up this morning."
(adj.)
"I didn't think a pair of sunglasses this gosling could be so cheap!"
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Ryan smells like he works on a tractor farm with all of his lumberjack friends. Ryan also has a huge ass. Ryan also thinks that walking around shirtless is a personality trait.
“Hey Gosling”
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(v) To fall or be in love with a vtuber
If she doesn't stop being so cute, I'm gonna gosling
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To pick up women in bars. Typically by buying them a drink then charming them. In order to properly Gosling, you must take the woman back to your house by asking "Do you want to get out of here?"
1: So how did you meet your girlfriend?
2: I pulled a Gosling and chatted her up at a bar.
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literally a baby goose, but can be used to describe any short, cute person. Hands down, it is quite possibly the funniest word known to mankind.
Guy1:Hey, Sarah's really short and cute. What does she remind you of?
Guy2:A Gosling. Let's call her Little Gosling.
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