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while receiving oral sex, (man, or woman,) you become so excited during orgasm that you grab his/her ear(s) too hard and rip off their earing(s). (causing much bleeding.)
"Liz Gill! what happened to your ear! "
"yeah, i gave John Wing a great blow job and he Van Gough-ed me!"
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while your victim slumbers get all your buddies to donate handfulls of Pubes. Mix pubes with super glue and smear on the poor guys chin. Wake him by pissing on him, and then run for your lives.
" I was so angered by all the urine that I didn't even notice the pubes glued to my chin until the next day!" "they got me good!"
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daym, she’s got good memes, she must be a rachel gough
To cut your ear off as a display of love for someone.
Girl : "I love you"
Guy: "whoooah baby! I'm not ready for that kind of commitment, but I'll Van Gough for you because you're neat"
the shittest school ever in scunthorpe no wonder people always fail in their GCSE’s