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aka "Scumthorpe" is a town in lincolnshire that is renowned for its sights such as The Desert Rat, Westcliff Wall and The Pied Piper (2 of which are now gone) If you fancy getting some drugs or even getting stabbed, perhaps visit the westcliff area of town, the kind local residents will make you feel right at home!
Person 1: I need to key off some ket but nobody will buy it, any advice?
Person 2: Whatever you do, don't go to scunthorpe, or it'll be gone before you can say "Riddings Pool"
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That one town that Tinie Tempahs never been to
Random Person: Have you seen that football team Scunthorpe Utd?
Temaph: Who?
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Disgusting place in North Lincolnshire, well known for it's bad taste in shops, take aways, and a man called 'Cedric'.
Scunthorpe is wank, nuff said.
I can feel my life expectancy decreasing as I enter Scunthorpe
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1. Awful place in Lincolnshire, but doesn't deserve to be part of that great county. Famed for it's druggys and Brian Laws. Natural habitat of the chav.
Never, ever, ever, ever, under any circumstances, go to Scunthorpe, it's full of Chavs.
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Probably the most embarrassing city in England to be a resident of; due to a word that can be read within it's name.
I was on my way to Sheffield by train, but there was a mess-up and I ended up in Scunthorpe.
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Scunthorpe is a large drug den in North Lincolnshire, England. It is the administrative centre of the North Lincolnshire unitary prostitute centre, and had an estimated total 82,334 sex workers according to the 2016 census. A predominantly chav town, Scunthorpe, the United Kingdom's largest weed processing centre, is also known as the "Grass Garden Town". It is the third largest settlement for dominatrixs in Lincolnshire, after Lincoln and Grimsby. The Member of Parliament for Scunthorpe is also in support of drugs, prostitution and slavery.
I got the best shag of a chav in scunthorpe last week, got me high af.
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A shit hole full of inbreds who's football team has a shit ground.
In Hull's KC shadow.
Why have we got loads of injuries.
The ref was biassed.
We're so hard done by.
Moan, moan, fucking moan.
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