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Gove

A particularly budget cocaine that is the only 2% pure, 3% rat poison, 30% laxative and 50% Novocain. Difficult to stomach and prone to making you talk shite. Typically found on the streets of Westminster. Too much may turn your hair piss-yellow.

β€œWhat you looking for? Got some high quality primo stuff”

β€œNah I gotta take it easy tonight, have a budget committee in the morning, just give us a Gove”

by TomatoDude June 9, 2019

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Goves

Visible traces of cocaine (or other nasally insufflated drugs) deposited around the nostrils of drug users.

The term is derived from the scandal surrounding Michael Goves cocaine habit.

"Wash those goves off of your nose or they won't let us into the club".

by )o( June 12, 2019

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Gove

Can be used in place of Gave.

i Gove the man the bread.

by Dr Alexander R Brown July 31, 2018

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Michael Gove

Backstabbing Tory git - Nickname 'Gover'

To be 'Govered' - New rhyming slang for 'To be fucked over' See Boris Johnson v Michael Gove re: Brexit

by Billy Bags July 3, 2016

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Michael Gove

A fat cunt who likes kids he is an absolute prick and a twat I want to punch the little shit head in his ugly stupid smug face overall a stupid mother fucker

Michael gove is fat nonce

by …?! February 21, 2022

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Michael Gove

Biggest piece of shit to come out of the 20th Century. The prick decided that teenagers needed even more stress by getting rid of nearly all course work and taking away books being allowed to be taken into English GCSE'S

Michael Gove decided to place a shit ton of unnessecary stress on top of already unstable teens by reforming the GCSE's

by i have no clue what's happenin January 6, 2019

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Gove insult

December 8th, insult your governor day

Dude it’s Gove Insult day, time to insult my governor

by DarkiePlayzz December 8, 2021