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To take care of your children's children in a way that makes non-grandparents feel undervalued and moronic. Also, to so facetiously do your kids a favour, by simply "babysitting", but feeling like you deserve a hero cookie for it.
"Looking forward to grandparenting my grand kids for my daughter so she can go out with her friends tonight!"
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Someone who has far to many things than necessary. This person has many things from when they were young that they really won’t get rid of. A hoarder.
“Holy cow! Why do you have whole cans of soup from when you were in the first grade? You’re such a grandparent.”
Grandparents who repeatedly inform their grandchildren, and their friends about their lineage.
Genealogy Grandparents will tell the cashier at Linens 'n Things that their lineage can be traced back to Charlemagne
Someone who is expendable in a crisis, who can be sacrificed for the greater good. Based on the request from Texas Republicans to let old people die, during the 2020 COVID-19 crisis, so young people can go back to work.
“If we have an apocalypse, I’m throwing you to the zombies like a Texas grandparent.”
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The guilt you feel when you have not visited your grandparents in a while. Intensified by the fact that when they inevitability die of old age, you don't want to feel like you didn't see them enough while they where alive.
Mum: "When was the last time you saw your grandparents, they won't be around forever you know"
You: "Stop giving me grandparent guilt, I will go see them soon."
Foster Grandparents are senior volunteers who serve, in schools, day-cares and other child centered programs, as tutors and mentors for children with special or exceptional needs.
The Foster Grandparent Program is a part of Senior Corps in the Corporation for National and Community Service.
The Foster Grandparent has helped little Susie improve her reading skills significantly.
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