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Something that is disgusting.
My girlfriend cooked me dinner last night and it was granite!
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Sub for words such as 'cool', 'awesome', and 'gnarly'.
A word thats quite popularly used by european teenagers, and is rapidly making itsway across the Middle East and the US.
-Hey man, sorry about last night
+No worries bud, its all granite!
Or
-A yo! I got a free pizza today!
+No way man! Fucking granite!
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You idiot it's Taken for Granted, why the fuck would you take something for a fucking rock.
"Taken for Granite,"
"You fucking moron it's taken for Granted get it right,"
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Nickname for the post-industrial wasteland, Granite City, on the East Side of the St. Louis Metropolitan area.
Yes, sir, may I see your driver's license and proof of insurance, please?... Oh, Granite Shitty. Your coming with us you drunken shit-bag.
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Extremely hard but at the same time most unstable and volatile element in the universe. Decays instantaneously to water upon contact with anything else whatsoever. Thus far detected only once in the vacuum of an ego-centrifuge, where it probably was created by the extreme condensation of an ego with utmost unnecessary self-esteem surplus.
Don't burst into tears, you little piece of d-granite!
The act of snowboarding on slightly iced roads by tying a rope to a moving car and holding onto that rope as you try to stay on the snowboard.
Scottie: The roads just froze over, you wanna go granite surfing later tonight?
Mack: Sounds good, lemme go get the car.
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Contrary to popular belief, it is *not* the meth capital of the US. Or the pacific northwest. Or Washington State. Or even Snohomish County!
It is, however, a small little redneck town nestled outside of Seattle. The drug of choice is actually marijuana, and rightfully so. Inhabited mainly by juggalos and rednecks who hang out at the library gazebo and draw penises and raver code all over the walls. People who live in Granite Falls only move there so they can complain about not being anywhere besides Granite Falls.
You never mention Lake Stevens' school distract around Granite Kids. The rivalry is potent and lingering.
You never say anything bad about juggalos, ICP, drugs, or rave culture.
You never call the weird kids 'emo' unless they tell you otherwise.
You stand in the Saratoga trail with your gravity bong and smile through glazed eyes. When you trip on a log and fall into the gravel, god damn you if you don't bleed black and orange.
Oh, he's from Granite Falls.
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