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Gah... idiots...
Anyway... Green Lantern... a comic book character created in 1940 by Sheldon Moldoff (I believe) for All American Comics.
There have been three major Green Lanterns... the Golden Age GL, Alan Scott, the Silver Age GL, Hal Jordan, and the current Green Lantern, Kyle Rayner.
Green Lantern is still published monthly by DC Comics (who acquired All American in the 40s) and can be found at your local comic shop or bookstore.
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while in the midst of anal intercourse pull out and let her blow her nose on your cock, then light the snot on fire, making a green flame, you then masturbate until you cum leaving a green haze glowing over your girl.
if you ever feel unlighted you should try a little "green lantern" to fire yourself up.
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When a girl uses a glow-stick as a dildo, whilst at night time, therefore, making a glow in her pussy.
Jennifer used that green glow-stick to do a green lantern at the party.
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The neo-urbanite hipster code-word for marijuana.
"Dude, i just scored an eighth of green lantern!"
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Originally published by National comics, as a stroy about a man, alan scott, granted powers by, literally, a Green Lantern. During the silver age of comics, National (now DC) reintroduced the character, this time an inter gallactic law inforcer named Hal Jordan. Since that time the role of green lantern has been filled by John Stewart, Guy Gardner, and most recently, Kyle Rayner. The original, Alan Scott, resides on DC's Earth2, and now goes by Sentinel. Hal Jordan died after becoming obssed with power (nd becoming the being Paralax) but was resurected as The Spectre. He has since given up that identity. Kyle Rayner acts as Earths green lantern, and Guy Gardner and John Stewart continue to act as superheros within the Green Lantern Corps.
The Green lantern has the potntial of being the most powerful thing in the universe, so why is Kyle Rayner such a pussy?
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When you mix mountain dew with jack daniels thus producing a green beverage
Dude I'm getting so buzzed off this green lantern
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When a girl is sucking your cock and she gags causing boogers to come out of her nose you lick them off her face and spit it on her tits.
Tj and Robert totally gave Bes a Green Lantern last night!
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