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When you spend the night at your boyfriends house and leave lingerie behind, like breadcrumbs.
I think I left my bra at your house? Don't put it in your daughter's drawer! Why do I keep hansel and gretelling you?
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Taking a girl out of your league on multiple dates in hopes of fattening her up- then when her self-esteem is lowered she bangs you.
Dude, I swear before I started Hansel & Greteling her she was a 10.
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The act of kidnapping and fattening up a skinny girl for future use.
I would like to Hansel and Gretel Brittany’s little ass.
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Sharting while running outdoors, or frantically shuffling to the restroom, leaving a trail of shit you can follow back to where you came from, if need be.
"Dude! Coach ran me so hard at practice that I left a Hansel and Gretel all the way from the field house."
"Bill ate tacos for lunch and within 10 mins, he had Hansel and Greteled a path from his desk to the bathroom"
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When a brother and sister get it on!
Hey, yo, don't be like hicks and be like hansel and gretel
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A class of excrement which leaves a telltale spiral trail around the toilet bowl as it drains, so that it might find its way back home.
The janitor went through 3 cans of AJAX in an attempt to remove a particularly stubborn hansel and gretel trail from the new porcelain White House toilet.
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When you fuck your woman in the ass, while shoving her head first into an oven.
Abe: Dude, did you see that old fat bitch eating breadcrumbs behind Mcdonalds?
Joel: Yea, I already invited her to my candy house and gave her a hansel and gretel.
Abe: Call the police!
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