Gay as Gridiron

When something is completely gay and cannot get any gayer.

Fred: That guy is really gay.
Barney: Yeah, he is as gay as gridiron.

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gridiron hold

To shove an ENTIRE football into ones anus. WARNING: you won't want to play with the football after you do this.

After john showed me his clutch gridiron hold video, I had to try it myself.

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gridiron playfake

Sexual term. When a man receives a blowjob, then blows his load in one hand, shits in the other, rubs them together, then slaps his woman in the face.

Last night I gave Jenny a gridiron playfake.

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Gridiron Gang Bang

Noun. A situation in which a being (male or female, most commonly a mammal) engages in sexual activity with an entire football team simultaneously.

Kyle found it difficult to walk the morning after his gridiron gang bang with the Denver Broncos.

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dysuteral gridiron syndrome

An increasing frequency in vague physical complaints manifested by woman due to lack of male attention during football games

My wife went to the ER 5 times last month for dysuteral gridiron syndrome.