Guan

Guan, pronounced 'gwaaaaaan', is a coloquial term used in place of the words marijuana or cannabis. In the UK, it is a class 'C' drug, though is of late often mistaken as being legal by many youths. The drug is usually taken via smoking, which usually involves rolling a cigarette with rolling papers and rolling tobacco, adding ground guan to the cigarette, and smoking the end result.

"Word up Thomas, what ya ridin' out to?"
"You know, chillin', waxin' lyrical to the track and smoking a fat sack of guan."
"Mmmm, nice. Ya wown a leaf up a greezy bodeyga?"
"Say word son, you know how we do. Time to crack-a-lack down the back track of a flap jack!"
"Damn you clownin' foo', you need to get up off of that gasoline."

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Guan Guan skrt skrt

The action of internally destroying ones inner intestines or disintergrating there ankles in a mere second causing them to be unable to function as human beings anymore.

I will Guan Guan skrt skrt my dad in the morning cause he ain’t a real geezer innit.

guan xi

Originally from Chinese and is becoming popular as China is rising up. Guan Xi means relationship, access, inside information, contact...all those that people can use to achieve a certain purpose.

"It's important to have good Guan Xi to do business in China."
"Same as in Latin America, and maybe all over the world."

whata guan

whats going on whats happening

yo dude whata guan?
nothing you?

Guan dao

1. A Guan Dao, Kwan Dao, or Kuan Tao is a type of Chinese pole weapon that is currently used in some forms of Chinese martial arts. In Chinese it is properly called a 偃月刀 yan yue dao ("reclining moon blade")

2.The weapon used by Seong Mi-na in Soul Calibur

Jack:*points at a blond* Dude, i impailed that MILF over there last nite ..it was so awesome i am still cumming in my pants thinking about it.

John: ┌∩┐ ►_◄ ┌∩┐ ..That lady there is my mom !!! *impales Jack with a Guan Dao*

Guan Yu

Highly popular figure in the Three Kingdoms era of China, Guan Yu was known for his awesome strength and unswerving loyality. Also known for long beard and 90+ pound saber lance. Oath brother of Liu Bei and Zhang Fei.

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Guan Yu

Guan Yu was said to be worth a thousand soldiers on the battlefield. He was oath brother to Liu Bei & Zhang Fei, and the leader of the Five Tiger Generals of the Shu-Han. Second to none in valor, he was captured by the Wu forces while defending Jing.

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