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When a girl lays on her stomach and you slap your dick on the back of her neck.
I put that bitch in the guillotine.
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Pronounced: QWUILLINATINAY. A contraption for slicing things, like bananas or heads.
Dude, we could totally make a rub-goldberg machine that ends with a guillotine slicing a banana.
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Not to be confused with the french execution tool, Guillotine is something you call someone who has a very over-attached girlfriend, a Snow fur, if you want, he is also hot and kind despite his menacing looks.
Person 1:I've heard his girlfriend nearly killed one of his friends because he talked to her.
Person 2:He must be a Guillotine.
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While doing a standing 69, with the girl being suspended and upside-down, perform a tombstone piledriver on her while your dick is in her mouth. If performed correctly, when her head hits the ground, her jaw will slam shut and your dick will be bitten off, leaving you with a raw, bloody stump and a serious drop in your testosterone levels. For masochists and noobs only
Jeff: Will, you voice is all high and you look like you've been kicked in the dick.
Will: I don't have a dick, i guillotined myself.
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To become or cause somebody to become painfully self-conscious, ill at ease, ashamed, or humiliated. Any situation which may result in such feelings. Or alternatively to make somebody or something appear untrustworthy or wrong.
I will not allow you to guillotine my reputation for your sadistic amusement!
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to guillotine, vb.
When leaving (or intending to leave) an establishment at which you have spend some time, 'guillotine' may be used in lieu of head off.
(Getting up to leave) "I'm gonna Guillotine."
(Getting up to leave, to a group) "Let's Guillotine."
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Getting fucked in the back of the car with your neck in the driver’s side headrest while getting fucked from behind
Phoebe totally got guillotined last night with some guy she met at the bar
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