Of or describing an individual who, despite undying effort, can not seem to improve at guitar playing whatsoever.
"What in the fuck is that God-forsaken, aural-rape sound coming from upstairs?! My fucking ears are bleeding!" "It's darned ol' Marcus and his guitar. Word around town has it he's guitarded."
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retards who hang out at guitar.com
stfu you guitards
you still shit your diapers
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1. A paradox in which one forgets to play the guitar while playing the guitar.
Johnny's playing horribly, he's bit guitarted today.
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n. 1. Someone who finds it seemingly impossible to play guitar.
2. Someone who is horrible at playing guitar.
3. A retard who can play the guitar
Conner is such a guitard
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Stop playing! Your a guitard!
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This guitard is AWESOME.
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a guitar retard, the kind of person who has to grab a guitar no matter whos it is or where they are or whos playing it just to show off their own lack of skillz
"that guy just grabbed that other guys guitar and started playing it, he's such a guitard"
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A male who owns a guitar only to impress girls.
Man, John only has a guitar to get girls. He's such a guitard.
Someone that is or acts like a retarded guido.
adj. form: guitarded
Did you see those two guitards get into it outside the club...right in the middle of the street.
Damn...those Gotti boys are seriously guitarded.
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