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When a massouse feels inclined to finish your session w/ oral sex or full on sex
"I was in china town getting a rubdown and the girl gave me a happy ending; is that cheating on my wife?"
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What happens when, in a story or movie, a problem gets resolved.
When the Thai girl refused to jack off my penis, we knew the massage is not going to have a happy ending.
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An expression for having sex at the end of a date.
After dinner and the movies and making out in the car in front of the house, Brie Ann invited Tyrone up to her bedroom for a happy ending. Having sex was the happy ending for the date.
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it is an ending that ends with EVERYONE HAPPY, and is not dirty or sexual in ANY way. FAH and ramo aka princess and the bear is a real life example of this situation.
awww... you two are so cute, i see the princess and bear happy ending
i love happy endings
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When using Firefox, you keep one tab open with the sexiest picture/video on the internet...to help you finish the task.
Omg I used to use 2girls1cup as my happy ending...but now it's just not good enough. I need to watch 8girlsnocup to get anywhere near finishing.
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An audience wants to hear about something too good to be true, they don't want to hear about how the good guy doesn't always make things right, have a bigger penis than the bad guy, or get a girl.
The guy that would be been considered the hero was a virgin until his twenties, never drove an expensive car, and didn't have an interesting life. A movie/story about bad guys was more interesting than the good guy's real life, even if it didn't have a happy ending.
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The smoothest and softest of hands that result in the happiest of endings.
See happy ending.
Mary Jane's hands are so ridiculously soft I jizzed my pants. They were like happy ending hands...
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