HFAS Day

'Hurt'n For A Squirt'n Day

A day of celebration when a couple first had intercourse. Also used for when two people first banged, got it in, had sex, etc. This excludes oral sex and must involve penis and vagina penetration and/or penis and anal penetration. Can also include the first time a strap on is used for vagina and/or anal penetration. Usually highly celebrated by men and a day of mourning for women.

-Mane its HFAS day, what you think I should get my girl? That pussy was hurt'n for a squirt'n so I had to give it to her.

-Shit why I gotta buy a present for HFAS day. All I did was pop a cap in her butt?

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HFA

The abbreviation for Hume Fogg
Located in Nashville Tennessee it's THE Broadway high school. Well known for only 4 things and nothing else.

1. High academic and test score standards
2. Being the older brother/father to Martin Luther King Jr. High School in virtually every sport
3. Protesting the intoxicated partying bachelorettes that flash their tops at minors passing by while yelling and screaming to really shitty country songs
4. A specific incident in December of 2021 in which there were events of "sexual acts" and "acrobatics" happening at 5th and Broadway Assembly Food Hall

Person A: what school do you go to again I forgot.

Person B: oh I go to HFA why'd you ask.

Person A: I asked cause you had taped up glasses and a polo T-shirt on out here looking like a huge nerd.

Person B: yeah I know but at least I don't go to MLK.

Hfa

Hfa means Heavy Fat Ass. It's an insult, like "bitch" or "slut". It means that you're ass is fat and heavt, which means that he is huge.

-Hey, c'mon you hfa!
-Don't talk to me like that u broke ass

Hfa

He's fucking annoying

Did you hear what rob did?
Yeah hfa