HIV

Hopkins Impaired Vision (HIV)

When people get used to the ugly students at Johns Hopkins University and eventually find somewhat unattractive people attractive after being disconnected from the real world for long periods of time.

Tim: Hey what school did you go to?
Mike: Johns Hopkins University
Tim: Jesus, do you still have HIV or is your definition of hot starting to change?

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HIV

Rarely-needed abbreviation for "hot island vagina", often confused with the not so desirable life-threatening virus.

Dude, I went to Hawaii last week and got HIV.
Oh my god, man. I'm so sorry!
Sorry? Best HIV of my LIFE, bro! Mmm, mmm.

Student: Can you get HIV from a public toilet?
Teacher: Reach for the stars, kid.

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HIV

High Integrity Values!

I want you to go and spread HIV everyone you see! If they don't have HIV go give it to em'!

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HIV

What the ho's hand out. No not Human immunodefiency virus. Head In Vehicle.

Guy 1:Man them chicks over there be giving HIV.
Guy 2: Nigga why you want that, man yo dick gonna fall off.
Guy 1: Not that shit, man the good HIV, Head in Vehicle.
Guy 2: Yeah, man!

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H:Hairy
I:Infested
V:Vagina

My firneds told me she had an HIV.

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HIV

HIV (Human Immunodeficiency Virus) - any of several retroviruses and especially HIV-1 that infect and destroy helper T cells of the immune system causing the marked reduction in their numbers that is diagnostic of AIDS—called also AIDS virus, human immunodeficiency virus.

HIV could definitely be AIDS if left untreated.

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HIV

a super bitching band from the western mass town of Belchertown, employing hardcore puck riffs with intense vocal work and meaningful lyrics. Also known s "the high fivers"(from the slang term for those infected with the disease for which the band is named), and "the hiv"(pronounced phonetically)

"man did you see that sick set the hiv played last night?"
"no dude I missed it when I passed out from that super intense orgasm I had after the first song"

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