when you stick somebody's head in the ball return at the bowling alley.
We didn't want Mark to win the bowling game so we gave him a Colombian Hairdryer.
25π 16π
When you don't have enough time, or don't care enough, to use a hairdryer. Thus, you put all the windows down in your car and let the wind do all the work.
(Not to be confused with a hippie hairdryer, which involves the same concept, but includes the use of a bike instead. This version is "greener",from which is derived its condition of being "hippie".)
Works best for guys.
Or girls with short hair.
"Hey, Becky sure has some serious bed head."
"Nope. Hobo hairdryer."
"Ah.I see."
The advanced intimate manoeuvre where one breaks wind into a balloon, inhales said flatulence then violently belches it at oneβs partner.
Mate, I gave Shazza the βol Palestinian Hairdryer last night. Made her slippery as a snailβs doorstep!
23π 7π
When hairdrying your hair, one hand (the hand you ruffle your hair with) gets warm due to the warmth of the air blowing out of the hairdryer, and one hand (the hand holding the hairdryer) is cold.
One of my hands is hot and one of my hands is cold!
I have hairdryer hands!
2π 1π
When you ejaculate on someone's face then bend over and shit yourself with enough pressure to clear their face.
Bro I had too much Taco Bell last night so I had to pull a Mexican hairdryer.
Satanic trans guitar boiling lesbianism
Hayter: where did you get that cool scar from?
Veronica: oh this old thing? I got elbowed by an alt they at a bbb hairdryer moshpit
A iphone hairdryer is a type of nreed dog that sleeps with Humans
Look at that girl she is such a iphone hairdryer