Colombian Hairdryer

when you stick somebody's head in the ball return at the bowling alley.

We didn't want Mark to win the bowling game so we gave him a Colombian Hairdryer.

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Hoover flags

Your empty pockets turned inside out. When someone asks you for money but you're broke, just bust out your Hoover flags.

Knox: "Yo Paul give me five bucks"
Paul: "Sorry all I got is my Hoover flags"
Knox: "What the fuck are Hoover flags"

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hey man gimme dat

what you say when you see someone in the parking lot with a sweet cop radar

Mike: "sweet cop radar is what I have"
Jose: "hey man gimme dat"
Mike: "but"
Jose: "no"
Jose: "I was in the army now gimme dat POW NEVER FORGET"

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