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The Disney Channel for middle-aged women.
My mother insisted on watching the Hallmark Channel which was showing a god-awful Christmas movie.
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1) Most commonly for majority of white people in America to watch, to get that holiday mood going.
2) That same basic movie, involving rich white people having the "American Dream Christmas".
3) Always ends with an unrealistic happy ending.
My mom is addicted to Hallmark Movies.
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A holiday that seems to exist only for the purpose of selling greeting cards (and flowers, etc).
"What the hell, it's Administrative Professionals Day?"
Yep, just another Hallmark Holiday."
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One who is white, tall, with blue eyes and a 5’oclock shadow, who is there to swoop your girl off her feet. Usually a good’ol small town country boy or a big city businessman.
Be careful bro Mark’s hallmark hot, he’s gonna steal your girl!
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A hallmark moment is when you have a moment that would be perfect on a card. It doesnt matter if its funny or not, it just has to be card material.
"When you tripped I laughed and thought how that was such a hallmark moment"
"Ewww did you see the new chick? She had such a hallmark moment in science."
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Someone born early to mid November as a result of a Valentine's Day booty call.
"We're all going to celebrate one big party for the four of us, it looks like I'm not the only Hallmark baby!"
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A fart that ruins a sentimental moment. Typically preformed after a pause during a sad moment. Socially accepted when preformed by a third party to the situation.
We were crying when I was getting ready to leave, but some guy hallmark farted and totally ruined it
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