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When a short Spanish-San Diegan roommate gets a handjob (old skool style) from a reputable female companion in the backseat of a 1996 Black BMW Sedan.
"Hey, whats up bro? How was your night with that reputable lady fellow of yours?"
"It went well, I ended up getting an old skool handy in the back of my car."
"Oh bro, you are the definition of a Handyman."
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Guy that gives multiple hand jobs to men. See FB profile: Greg Frieh
Him: Holy shit, Greg just gave both of those guys a hand job at the same time....
Me: yeah typical handyman
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when a straight guy is walking down the street and a bigger, more muscular guy tackles him, pins him down and manually masturbates him to climax
That guy better watch it or I'm going to give him a handyman!
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The act of intentionally being naked or partially naked when a handyman or tradesperson arrives in order to seduce them.
"I'm handymanning the hot solar guy today when he comes later. I'm going to be sunbathing naked and see what happens"
A vicious and a bad-assed individual.
Don't piss that handyman off he'll kick your ass.
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5 in the Pink. 5 in the Stink.
Fist in the Pink. Fist in the Stink.
My girl loved the handyman, but she was really sore this morning
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The handyman I hired to wire my porch lights raped me in his van!
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