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James Harden

A big ass beard

That guy has a James Harden!

by Kidswillbekids May 7, 2019

104๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hardening of the sharteries

When the scene of a shart is left unattended over an extended period of time the sharticles, or particles of shart begin to harden due atmospheric exposure.

This results in the shart forming a thin crusty lining in the jocks which although uncomfortable, is sometimes preferable to admitting to having performed the initial shart in the first place.

"I knew I should have changed after that shart. Now I've got hardening of the sharteries."

"Madeline is walking a bit gingerly today, maybe she's got hardening of the sharteries..."

by turdmeister July 14, 2009


dick harden

When your dick hardens
this means it gets very hard

hi my dick harden is hurting my pubic hair

by dickharden2.4 February 3, 2018

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harden up

Interjection. Stop being such a pussy and act like an adult.

Chopper: "This is John. He spends an hour a day doing his hair. You're also a DJ aren't you mate?"
John: "Yeah."
Chopper: "Well, John, why don't you fucking harden up?"

by fran_kato January 12, 2007

36๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


James Harden

The absolute biggest bitch in the entire NBA. Also known as "Floppen".
Sucks the refs off before games.

James Harden allergic to shooting over 40%

by demaryiustargaryen May 2, 2019

115๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


hardening the carpet

The process of male masturbation which results in fluid being disposed of on the floor

"jimmy is at home hardening the carpet

by zac smith (zacisghandi) May 8, 2008

15๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


D harden

SoundCloud Rapper legend known for "life on a boat"

"D harden is a legend"

by Blue all monster December 21, 2016

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