Random
Source Code

Haskell

Crazy at times but still loving, loyal, and posses amazing strengt.

WOW, thats a Haskell couple right there- How sweet.

by Wildcheerri December 13, 2008

16๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


haskell

A haskell is any sickenly smug and contrite person who attempts to ingratiate themselves with an authority figure. Most typically, this would be the parent of a friend or significant other or a teacher. A haskell is a type of brownnoser.

Origin: Eddie Haskell, a character in the 1950's TV series Leave it to Beaver, is the namesake prototype haskell.

OMG sissy! I can understand your date bringing you flowers. But a bottle of scotch for Dad? What a haskell...

by ChrisSeattle November 16, 2005

23๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


Haskell

A Haskell boy is a super sweet heartthrob that is loved by everyone. They always want what is best for you but also know how to take some risks and have a good time. These tall, blue-eyed, curly haired boys will steal your heart and if a Haskell loves you back, you're lucky as fuck and you know it.

Girl 1: Wow I can't believe she is dating that cute Haskell kid!
Girl 2: That lucky bitch... I'm jealous because he is just so perfect.

by awkotacooooooo January 3, 2020

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


haskell

A large trailer park in Arkansas. The population of around 2,005. It was originally just a trailer park but decided that it was so huge to just make it into a town.

Welcome to Haskell Arkansas: Nations Largest Trailer Park!!!

by Stilts February 11, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Eddie Haskell

The act of overt flattery to put someone at ease so you can take advantage of thier lowered defenses.

I Eddie Haskell'd this gals Parents and they let me take their 7 series BMW when I took their Daughter out......Then I back seat mauled her!

by The Wiz! June 25, 2010

85๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rooftop Haskell

Manual sex (i.e. a handjob) in an occluded location eg a car, in the woods, or on a rooftop.

"Bunny and I fucked off to the alley for a Rooftop Haskell."

by tchatterly July 28, 2018


Colleen Haskell

By far, the hottest Survivor contestant, EVER

Dude, that Colleen is da Bomb.

by Jeff May 16, 2004

31๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž