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A chubby old fuck who loves to dances on tables and is lonely. It likes to crawl all over wamen a breath on their tits. His dick size is 1cm and he is unhealthy.
Stop being a Haskel you annoying fuck!!
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A crotchety old man. A person who thinks he is always right. A downright schmuck.
Quit being a douche bag, you're totally being a Haskel.
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A haskell is any sickenly smug and contrite person who attempts to ingratiate themselves with an authority figure. Most typically, this would be the parent of a friend or significant other or a teacher. A haskell is a type of brownnoser.
Origin: Eddie Haskell, a character in the 1950's TV series Leave it to Beaver, is the namesake prototype haskell.
OMG sissy! I can understand your date bringing you flowers. But a bottle of scotch for Dad? What a haskell...
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A large trailer park in Arkansas. The population of around 2,005. It was originally just a trailer park but decided that it was so huge to just make it into a town.
Welcome to Haskell Arkansas: Nations Largest Trailer Park!!!
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The act of overt flattery to put someone at ease so you can take advantage of thier lowered defenses.
I Eddie Haskell'd this gals Parents and they let me take their 7 series BMW when I took their Daughter out......Then I back seat mauled her!
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Manual sex (i.e. a handjob) in an occluded location eg a car, in the woods, or on a rooftop.
"Bunny and I fucked off to the alley for a Rooftop Haskell."
By far, the hottest Survivor contestant, EVER
Dude, that Colleen is da Bomb.
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