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When you pull someones ear hard as a joke
Imogen was being annoying so I hazelnuted her
Hazelnuting is not painful so suck it up
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Ejaculating on a senior citizen's face.
Todd: "What happened after you left the wedding?"
Eric: "I took Derek's great aunt back to her hotel and..."
Todd: "And what?"
Eric: "Hazelnut."
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A sexual act in which the two participants get in a sixty-niney position and the male participant places his nuts inside the mouth of the reciever, and then defecates all over their face.
Oh man, Khoa just gave me a hazelnut steamer last night and it smelled like taro.
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The result of space-docking gone horribly wrong.
"Sorry babe, it looks like we're having hazelnut pancakes for dessert!"
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A hazelnut jacuzzi is when a girl or guy takes a gulp of hazelnut coffee and then performs oral sex while gargling the coffee.
the main example is when the female gargles on the males testicles while having hazelnut coffee in her mouth
last night my x girlfriend gave me a hazelnut jacuzzi, and then her current boyfriend walked in and threw up and then started cursing obscenely before he left
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Ejaculating into your partner's anus after anal intercourse. Then said partner runs to the bathroom to let the hazelNUT mudslide flow into the porcelain throne.
Hey babe want to get wet and wild tonight since the kids are away?
Babe: Sure, but what new position do you want to try out this time?
Guy: I've actually always wanted to give you a hazelnut mudslide.
The act of masturbating into a jar of Nutella and then closing it and waiting for an unsuspecting victim.
Jan just wanted some Nutella for her toast. Instead, she got a classic hazelnut surprise from Jim.
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