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A meat head is someone who tries really hard to be ultra-masculine. This involves lifting weights, talking about lifting weights, walking with your arms out because you're so huge, looking to get in fights at bars because the ladies aren't down with you or because someone ran into one of your arms or just because you saw an emo dude with a stupid shirt. Meat heads always wear Affliction shirts or vests.
Contrary to popular opinion, being a meathead is more about how you act than how you look. Therefore, a skinny dude or even a bull dike could be a meathead, cuz they exhibit this behavior.
Look at that dude over there by the ladies restroom with the cutoff Affliction shirt, what a meat head.
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An enormous, muscular man who lifts weights for countless hours in the gym in order to get big. Usually wear cut offs and shirts as tight as leggings to expose their muscles. Always have a jug of water with them everywhere. The only subject that you will hear them talking about is weightlifting and protein. They tend to drive fast sports cars or street bikes. They are mostly seen at Planet Fitness getting their pump on since it's the most legitimate gym out there. They bench press more than what they squat which is why you see some of them with big upper bodies and skinny legs. Constantly say bodybuilding quotes such as "Go Big or Go Home" and "No Pain No Gain". They always communicate with bro and like to compare muscle sizes. Have ruined the sport of bodybuilding.
Hey dude check out that meat head benching 300lbs. I bet he couldn't even squat half of that with those skinny ass legs.
Hey look at those meat heads over there curling heavy weight but they sure are bending their back.
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A Meat Head is a really large land whale. There is only one of this species currently known to scientists. The Meat Head has a ham on the top of its neck, in place of a head. The Meat Head can be spotted strutting up the sidewalk, with its one and only homeboy. Since the Meat Head is insulated with so much blubber, it only wears a thin sweater even in the coldest of winter days, to stay cool and prevent the ham from cooking. When the Meat Head chooses a sweater it may live inside it for 6 months to a year, or until it rots of and needs replacing. The Meat Head lives a lonely life. It spends its time alone, or with its only friend. The Meat Head will never mate. Due to its fat to muscle ratio, the Meat Head does not have the strength required to perform the necessary movements. Also, being the only one of its species, the Meat Head would only be able to produce sterile offspring, similar to when a horse mates with a donkey to produce a mule. NASA is currently studying the phenomenon of Meat Head Orbit. Meat Head Orbit or MHO is caused by the Meat Heads fat ass, it is actually so large that it has its own orbit. The Meat Head uses MHO to its benefit, capturing anything that begins orbiting it, and eating it, making his orbit stronger, and able to pull in larger objects for consumption. NASA is concerned that at the Meat Heads rate of growth, it may implode into a black hole, sucking the Earth in.
-"Holy shit! A beached whale! We should call the coast guard!"
-"Nah, that's just a Meat Head. It's actually a land whale, you can tell be cause it wears a blue sweater and has orbit."
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another word for a guard at a famous hardware store in salford precinct
short fat man,weird testicles and bad feet. use to be 6ft 6 before the weight issues hence being a meat head, or wow have you seen that meat head , omg that meat head has a dead dog
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A heavily built male, though not fat, with wrists the size of tree trunks. Their ability to develop muscle by going to the gym is unmatched by any other human specie. They are usually so enthralled with themselves and their heavy, hairy bodies that they become very irritating to be around. They think they are hot shit, when really they are flat-footed peasants built like neanderthalic farmers. Some females, usually of lower societal status, often find meat heads to be particularly attractive, while viewing those with slim, sophisticated body-types, who are much better looking, to be skinny little underfed runts. This is of course a ludicrous notion, however many of these girls believe it as they are from hick parts of the world where they lack general education and the ability to think critically and be open-minded about things that have not necessarily been conditioned by Disney to believe.
The term 'Meat head' applies to any college male that constantly goes to the gym and flexes in the mirror even though they are not particularly good looking, but still get a lot of female attention due, partially, to their high level of conceit and cockiness and the willingness of ditzy, dumb bitches.
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Meat Head... a meat head is either; a person with a large head, a person who's head is shaped like a peice of meat,a person who always has the thought of meat on thier minds or even a comeback/remark on the shape of a persons head in a situation of which a comeback/remark is needed.
''Hey... dude look at that guys head. its all meat shaped and large''
''shut up sam, you've got a meat head so yeh.''
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Someone who works out at the gym,beats up freshman,plays football, and drinks beer every single day of their highschool lives. They like to eat stuff that is alive and drink gatorade.
Years later when they are out of school, they will have kids who they will beat up because of them striking out in a little league baseball game. They will still eat stuff that is alive and drink gatorade. Then their wives will divorce them. They will still be your head football coach that you know never did well in their lives before.
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