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A drink that is generally consumed in the form of a shot. It consists of equal parts Gin and Tequila and is garnished with a lemon or lime.
Careful there, too many Hellen Keller's in one night can cause you to act like her the next morning!
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When you are getting head, and pull your dick out and cum in the girls eyes. While you're doing this you clap you're hands over her ears (ya know hard enough so she cannot hear for a little bit). Now she can't see or hear, just like Hellen Keller!
I Hellen Kellered your Mom last night.
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The only way to explain the phenomenon where an extremely attractive person is dating someone extremely not. They clearly have gone temporarily blind and deaf.
I have no clue. I must have gone Hellen Keller for nine months.
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when you bust a fat one in a girls eyes and ears making her blind and deaf
"Hey, heard you had a good time with Stacey last night."
"Yeah, I pulled out and Hellen Kellered her!"
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when a man is getting a blowjob from a woman and instead of the tradtional "on her knees" style, he is reversed so his nutsack is now on her eyeballs, one nut in place of each eye, so she cannot see, this is because Hellen Keller was blind. Also, he is using his free hands to cover up her ears, this is obviously because she was deaf. Finally as she is becomin acquaintences with his johnson, he makes her say a sequence of words that are incomprehensible because, of course, his shlong is in her mouth, causing her to seem mute. After she has become mute, blind and deaf, you can officially say you have performed The Hellen Keller.
Kevin: Boy, I could sure dish out a good ol' Hellen Keller right about now.
Rodi: Oh Boy! The Hellen Keller? My favorite!
Kevin: Well in that case, let the Hellerin' begin.
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When you pull a lower vehicle into a spot with a curb and feel your way forward until you hit something.
Collin Powell totally Hellen Kellered that curb with his $97K Fisker Karma.