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used when you is in need of help in a funny situation.
o im finna die,help me help me please?!
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A signal for help usually put in by insane people or your on a school chromebook and screaming for help, but instead searching it than calling a therapist. When you find this is a definition you will read this entire page helplessly, and doing anything but focus in class.
help me im bored
OH SHIT SOMEBODY HELP MEE!!!! IM ACTUALLY BEEING EATEN BY BEARS RIGHT NOW!!! CALL DA POLICEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Exhibit A: I have reason to believe that I am being eaten alive by a bear.
Exhibit B: That seem to be the case, Sir. Fancypants.
Exhibit A: Would you care to help a fellow camrade out?
Exhibit B: Sure thing, fam. *walks away*
Exhibit A: WTF R U DOING DUDE??? HELP ME!!!
Exhibit B: I have actually never really liked you, Sir. Fancypants. And to help you out were be to betray everything I stand for and believe in.
Exhibit A: what
Exhibit B: what
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1: You are stalking my definitions page
2: hello, i am an adult, i am stuck under the water, pls help me
3: urban dictionary editors kidnapped me but i used epic uno reverse card on them so uh yeah.
American: is stalking my definitions page
Also American: Sees “HELP ME” as a definition
help please i'm dynig i'm gonna die please pllhplerplepl hpaelplsease please
me: help me please im dying pleapsleplaseplase heartatkkc
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When you try your best but you don't suceed..
IDIOT: help me pls me drowning in cheese
Me: .. No ..
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