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My hemorrhoids are stinging and have stained my jocks.
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Slang for someone who is tailgating you in a very annoying fashion.
Man! I wish that hemorrhoid would get off my ass and go around me!
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1. A condition that causes bleeding from your rear end.
2. An insult used to describe a person who is about as irritating as the anal condition.
Girl 1. You can’t sit with us.
Girl 2: Actually, I can’t sit anywhere because I have hemorrhoids.
An irate little man that pops out of your butthole and screams at you to stop grunting and wiping your ass so hard. He also punishes you for eating Mcdonalds everyday and drinking a case of beer every night.
But since most people get them it's probably just from having an enormous network of pulsating veins at the end of your poopshoot.
Aiiiiieee !!! The little man is back. He screamed at me for sneezing while I was taking a dump.
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80% of the US population is likely to experience hemorrhoids at some point in their lives. It's pretty damn painful.
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An itching of the bum or painful mass of diolated veins in swollen butthole tissue. Blood or mucus is most likely discharged
That fatty fatty boom batty over there has hemorrhoids and is bleeding out of his anus and he wants you to touch it!!
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hem-roydz
a varicose condition of the external or internal rectal veins causing painful swellings at the anus. Syn: piles.
Origin
G. haimorrhois, pl. haimorrhoides, veins likely to bleed, fr. haima, blood, + rhoia, a flow
"a pain in the ass"---OR my ex-wife
I need to go buy some more Preparation-H, my hemorrhoid wants more alamony
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