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To really fuck something up and never admitting you do anything wrong.
That guy really hensoned the rifle range papers yesterday.
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to fist someone up the arse so hard that it lifts them off the ground
i was fisting jane so hard that her feet left the ground. i realised i had committed hensoning
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media darling, host of the distorted view daily podcast.
"hey freaks!, welcome to the distorted view daily podcast. im your host tim henson, the media darling."
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During coitus, the male puts one hand in the female’s vagina and the other in her rectum, and proceeds to use his hands as puppets and performs The Muppets “Mah Nà Mah Nà” duet while inside her until she reaches climax.
“Dude, I did the Jim Henson with my girlfriend last night and by the end she was singing along”
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1. Unfunny "comedian" who was once host of Talk Soup and currently has a "show" on the TV Guide Channel.
2. Any of the various non-pigmented, birthmarks on the head, from the idiot described above.
1. I would rather channel surf than have to listen/see John Henson rattle off unfunny sayings.
2. Ew! Look at that fucked up John Henson on that guy's head!
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When a fist is inserted into a vagina while the girl is lifted into the air, like a puppet.
Dude, she was so loose i gave her the Jim Henson!
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A hereditary venereal disease that afflicts the male body and causes it to produce copious amounts of perspiration at the slightest bit of physical exertion.
Oh man, Mark just carried some boxes across the parking lot. He’s gonna have a bad case of Sweaty Henson later…