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hensoned

To really fuck something up and never admitting you do anything wrong.

That guy really hensoned the rifle range papers yesterday.

by Elijah Kane September 11, 2009

10πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


hensonism

The inadvertent actualizing of a metaphor.

Saying "those dialysis machine really take it out of you" is a coplete hensonism.

Other hensonisms:

CNN captioned its story about the tsunami as β€œBraking News”

I was watching "The Universe" on TV. An astronomer and a geologist where talking about how the Moon is thought to be geologically inert and one said, β€œif they found volcanic activity on the Moon it would be ground braking.”

β€œIt wasn’t the career I wanted but being a waitress allowed me to put food on the table”

β€œI forgot one key thing” Said referring to the forgotten car keys.

General Norman Schwarzkopf was being interviewed by a television anchor woman and when he was unwilling to make a precise response she said β€œwhat do you think, generally speaking.”

by Gwendalin 568 June 2, 2010

1015πŸ‘ 103πŸ‘Ž


Henson

A Henson is a short alcoholic drink, containing a mixture of Cointreau orange liquer and cranberry juice. If Cointreau is not available, use Triple-Sec. If you like bittersweet tipples, this one is for you.

Bartender: "What would you like to drink?
You: "I'll have a Henson, please!"

by tjhdexter August 13, 2019

16πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


henson

The name used for a 'tag along' in britain.

Stop following me henson!

by Gβ„’ May 26, 2006

97πŸ‘ 50πŸ‘Ž


Henson

A girl with a great personality. She may come across as shy sometimes but when you get to know her, she is loving, caring, and determined. She loves to sing, act, and dance. Henson is fun-loving and isn't afraid to be herself.

Henson is tall. She always knows what is wrong and what is right. Loves to rp! :D

Henson is cool

by IceWing56 September 26, 2010

35πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Henson

A boner/stiffy/erection.

We were really passionately kissing, and then he got a Henson.

by freddo12 February 27, 2011

49πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


Henson

A fun and outgoing person. She is a great story maker and an awesome friend. She will do anything for her friends. She is responsible, yet crazy! (in a good way! :P) She is a great athlete and a candy luva! She is sweet and just plain awesome!

Person 1: Omg who is that person eating that giant bag of candy?

Person 2: That's Henson, duh!

Person 1: She's awesome!

by omg its a freakin person run! September 26, 2010

18πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž