nerd herder

A manager of IT employees, tasked with making them do some useful work. Literally, herding nerds.

"I'm an IT manager; just call me a nerd herder."

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nerf herder

A redneck of the Star Wars Universe. Often also known as a farm-boy; He is skilled in many rustic activities and knowledgeable in the ways of farm work.

The nerf herder corralled the nerfs into the shelter.

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terd herder

A person employeed as a plumber.

We called a terd herder to fix our shitter.

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shit herder

A sheperd who watches over turds and keeps them grouped together. Used as an insult

fuck off you shit herder

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Sheeple Herder

A sheeple herder is someone who protects the feelings of 45 supporters by assisting in deflection or removing facts from a conversation, so their heads and feelings don't get hurt.

When it comes to Karen's friends, she's the Sheeple Herder, always helping them keep their heads in the sand.

heifer herder

–noun
a young woman that is relatively attractive that has a subconscious habit of picking "ugly" friends to reassure herself of her attractiveness in social atmospheres.

ex.

Gloria always hangs out with the ugly girls, she is undoubtedly a heifer herder.

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Turf Herder

A lesbian who wrangles other lesbians to participate in a muff diving marathon.

A woman who has perfected the art of vaginal satisfaction on another woman.

Example one:
Turf Hearder: Hey hows it going Latisha, you should totally come over this weekend I rounded up all kinds of turf to be herded, It will be a blasty blast.

Latisha: Well I'm not sure, I'm not really into all of that

Turf Herder : Dont worry baby I'm into it enough for the lot of us!

Example two:

Lesbian one: Oh my God Cassie! You are so good at that, you turf herder you!

Cassie/ Turf Herder: Well baby I have been at this a long time, I have herded many turfs and sowed many oats.

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