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Hermins

A Rare disease where your penis becomes plastic.You can get this by many ways, but the most common is sex with another man. It starts off as a common cold but can also start off with a severe pain in the genital region. As it progresses you notice you that you cant feel your penis anymore. Then after two to three weeks, your penis falls off. This disease has no cure so if you get it youre screwed.

Person 1: Hey man have you heard from Koontz yet. I heard he has a cold.
Person 2: Dude are you retarded its not a cold its the hermins.
Person 1: WHAT!!! The Hermins!!! You cant be serious.
Person 2: Yeah thank God he does. Now he will shut up about how big his penis is.
Person 1: Oh I guess your right. Thank God for the hermins.

by XxYandaxX March 6, 2011

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squirmin' hermin the one-eyed german

a foreign midget who's prostate tickles whenever a funny joke is told to him.

"squirmin' hermin the one-eyed german likes to skip through the forest."

by Legitronnnn October 29, 2008

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Hermin

Giga chad, Big penis, Bisexual, Hot, God, Gets bitches, Strong, Buff, Sexy

"OMG gurl, U soo Hermin"

by MyNameIsTotallyNotHermin July 8, 2022


Hurricane Hermine

A soggy, wet towel which slapped Florida. It used to be a tropical storm, but evolved into a hurricane. Nobody likes Hermine.

"Did you see Hurricane Hermine yesterday? It was crazy. Floods everywhere!"

by grundsätzlich September 3, 2016


Hermine

Dette er ei jente som er veldig flink til å danse!
Hun har også en eller to veldig spessielle venner!

Navnet blir ofte brukt i filmer !
Hun er ofte veldig populær!
Hermine.....

by Heiiii tassana January 4, 2017


Hermine

Hermine is a beautiful young lady. She is the perfect partner for a man called Max, who is lovely and handsome. She is perfect and a caring friend. This perfect looking woman is clever. She is a musician, her voice is like a choir of thousands angels. Her body is shapely (...I'm in love with the shape of you...)

Oh damn, who is that sexy thing I see over there?

Oh that's Hermine!

by max_derRitter January 8, 2018


hermine

Hermine is a lovely person who is nice to everybody around her. Whatever she does she is cute, and in addition to that hears it constantly around her. Hermine is a very social person and is not scared of what others think of her. However, she does overthink a lot of things when it seems to stress her out or make her nervous. Overall, a Hermine is a person to be friends with, but just remmeber that she also wants you to put effort into the relationship, if not she might think you dont like her, which is not something you wnat with a Hermine to happen, because then it ends.

She is so social, I wish I was a Hermine

by banana-split101 March 13, 2017