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1) Big stupid giraffe-like Mennonite
(Eytomolgy - Mennonitus Maximus)
1) "Are you going to come out tonight or are you just gonna be a hess?"
2) Every hess I know should be smacked like a bitch.
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a disease of the plebe type. symptoms include: general fatigue, general pain, knee pains, vomiting, headaches. The Hess usually occurs preceeding activities that involve work, thinking, or getting out of your room. The Hess will carry you through at least 180 days on chit and will get many people to hate you and wonder how your brother was so bad ass here but you aren't. No known cure.
Person A: Man, he's been sick for a while now, what's wrong with him?
Person B: I've heard he's got that incurable disease, you know, like AIDS, except its called The Hess.
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hess - his/her (experemental)
gender-neutral way to say his or her.
example: "hess ideas were complete mess, but hess still liked them because hess likes hess."
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A word to describe someone who meets at least two of the following criteria:
-is Hopeless
-is at least somewhat Emo
-is a Slut (or Skank).
Can also be spelt "Hes". Either way it is pronounced as if it rhymed with "mess".
Dude #1: "Dude, why would you make out with her? She's such a hess!"
Dude #2: "No way dude! She's hot! Your sister's a hes!"
Dude #1: "That WAS my sister!"
Dude #2: "Dude, for real?"
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When someone is very very very old. Derived from the fact that Charlton Heston played Moses in a movie, when in fact he was probably alive at the same time Moses was actually alive. Hess comes from the first few letters of Heston's last name.
I saw a Hess at the beach today, he had wrinkles on top of his wrinkles.
The gym had to call an ambulence today when a Hess tried to use the stairmaster.
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