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A small twat about 3'2. In Greek his name means shit. Destined to be single forever yet he fantasises over many girls. Tends to be quiet though his temper can raise to a climax in seconds
Heston is a dick
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When someones forskin is bigger than there dick
Get that Heston out of peppa pig
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Codeword for LSD, as in Acid, as in the movie El Cid, played by Charlton Heston.
I was flying all night with Heston, man. That was powerful shit.
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To do a Heston fist is to shake your fist vigorously in the air and cry out "damn you" and then add thing to be damned.
While wanting to type: "I had the best week of my life." on an iPhone, the autocorrect feature changed it to: "I had the best weed of my life."
Sandra made a Heston fist and cried out: "Damn you autocorrect!"
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The gentleman who appeared in the original Planet of the Apes movie, and recently handed in his firearms.
Ain't nobody shot the ducky like Charlton Heston.
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Having intercourse (anal or vaginal) while the recipient is wearing a monkey mask. During the act it is acceptable to quota Planet of the Apes.
"You dam dirty ape."
Having intercourse (anal or vaginal) ( Charlton Heston)inserts into the recipient ( the ape)while the individual is wearing a monkey mask. During the act it is acceptable to quota Planet of the Apes.
You dam dirty ape.
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Bold heston is the opposite of brownyboy99
Hey have you seen bold heston they are super bold and the best twitter user