Highjack

It's hi-jack fool

Wrong: I like to highjack things
Right: I like to hijack things.

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Highjacked

The act of masturbation while smoking weed.

Dude, I was so bored and lonely, I got highjacked last night.

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Highjacker

The 'mile high' club's hand-job division.

Every flight has a few highjackers..

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Penis highjack

When a woman bites the penis of during a blowjob and puts is in her vagina like its hers

Friend 1: I had to go to the hospital when my penis got bit off
Friend 2: so did your girl commit the penis highjack
Friend 1: I'd say so...

highjack off

to ejaculate into the air lying on the back. May also be spelled 'hijack off'.

The nerd likes to highjack off, always.

highjack

Da theft of a vehicle dat's equipped with Lowjack.

Stealing cars is totally "low-down" as it is, but to HIGHjack one is really insane, since LOWjack will allow da fuzz to find you every time. :P

Hippie HighJack

When you take a bonghit and chug a Redbull (or any other type of energy drink)

"man this weed is too strong for a Hippie Speedball. I need a Hippie HighJack, or ells I'm gonna sleep for 30 hours."