Highjack

To masturbate, while under the influence of but not limited to say, marijuana. It is also important to point out that extreme focus is exercised.

E.G. Oh man last night I had tunnel vision as I watched back door sluts 9 and Highjacked after i toked up

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Highjack

It's hi-jack fool

Wrong: I like to highjack things
Right: I like to hijack things.

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Highjacking

Beating the fuck out of your meat while high on marijuana.

“I can’t talk, I’m about to start highjacking”

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HighJacking

A word to describe the art of jerking off while high

After smoking weed Ryan was highjacking for 6 hours strait

Highjacking

Masturbating while smoking weed.

Synonyms include:
-masturblazing
-weedwhacking
-leafblowing yourself
-disappointing your parents

Mum: *walks in ur room*
You: smokes weed while cumming to thicccc girls
Mum: WHAT ARE YOU DOIN', GIMP BOI?!
You: highjacking, mum.
Mum: GET ON TOP OF THE REFRIGERATOR, RIGHT NOW!!
You: LET ME EXIST IN PEACE!
Mum: SON OF A BITCH
You: HELL YEAH, I AM!
Mum: RHIEWJFHEUIWJKDH3GWIUQJ

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Highjacking

The act of inhaling smoke from a bong or spliff while masturbating. Whereby the goal to climax before exhaling.

Nunny was highjacking whilst watching Star Wars.

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Highjacked

The act of masturbation while smoking weed.

Dude, I was so bored and lonely, I got highjacked last night.

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