Hiltes

reasonably silly

Brushing your teeth while in the shower can be considered a hiltes activity; its multitasking but you might spit toothpaste on your feet.

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Hilt

House or place of safety

Where you about to be foo

Ill be at the Hilt just hit my line

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Hilt

A guy who humps his mailbox

"dude look at that guy, he's a fucking hilt"

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hilt jousting

The act of two males sword fighting using their erect penises, often to duel for a woman's affections

They decided to settle their differences through hilt jousting

Hilt Jousting

The act of two or more males holding their junk by the hilts and sword-fighting using their dicks, often to duel for a woman's affections. (Dick must be erect to participate in hilt jousting)

The men decided to see who would win the fair maiden's heart by hilt jousting.

hilt orgasm

Orgasm that occurs when placing the penis as far into the vagina as possible. Quite popular among computer science majors, as "algorithms" is just an anagram for it.

Marie didn't finish her homework for algorithms because she was busy getting some extra help along with a hilt orgasm or two.

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upto the hilt

to have ones penis completely inserted into a fanny

i.e. upto the hilt of a sword

here..darling..do you mind if i get it upto the hilt tonight

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