hit the sack

Masturbating to fall asleep before bed.

I am gonna hit the sack & passout

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hit the sack

a term for masturbation widely used in the deep south

Boys, I'm gonna hit the sack! And I ain't going to sleep or nothing!

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hit the sack

another joke you play on your friends (usually guys). see example.

me: what do you do before you go to bed?
him: ???
me: hit the sack! *punch in the nuts*

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Hit the sack

to hit the sack is a slang expression for masturbate.

OO man that is a fine ass chick im going to "hit the sack"(damn right)

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hit the sack jack

A term used to tell a person to do something or leave a certain place. This term was first developed when a super scientist changed the channel, which his grandson was watching, on the television.

Son: Hey! I'm watching TV!
Grandfather: Hit The Sack Jack!

Son: I don't know if i should ask her out Rick.
Grandfather: Hit The Sack Jack!

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hit the sack... and then go to bed

A declaration used in parting from company when one is about to retire for the evening to sleep, but not before masturbating.

In delivery, there should be a slight pause between "sack" and "and" to emphasize that what was implied by the first statement was not what was actually intended.

Me: Well, guys... I oughta be getting along. Time to hit the sack... and then... go to bed.

My Company: (moment of dawning... laughs and jeers)

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Hit the sack and go to bed

To masturbate before going to sleep

Hey man, it's been fun tonight, but I'm going to hit the sack and go to bed