hockey player

Hockey Player (haw-kee pla-r):

An individual who can beat you on the scoreboard and in the parking lot after the game.

1) "Bertuzzi takes the feed from Naslund!...SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORES!!!"

2) "Good god almighty! what a hit from Bertuzzi!, he knocked Peter Forsberg right on his ass!"

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hockey player

hottest kind of person out there. hands down. hockey players have sick flow and pay the price for a good performance.

I want a hockey player in bed.

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hockey players

people who pack lips all day and get drunk after a game...BEST PEOPLE ALIVE

Your not a hockey player if you never packed a lip,downed a beer, or dropped the mitts. And if you are, chances are your not very good.

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hockey players

The best athletes in the world. Have to be able to take 10-20 minutes of pounding from other players, skating at 25 mph, and trying to make plays while wearing 20 lbs of equipment. Make millions of dollars per year and often have hot wives.

Mario Lemieux, Joe Sakic, and Wayne Gretzky are a few of the greatest hockey players ever. They are very rich and have really hot wives.

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obivously the hottest type of athlete.

Girl A- did you see that guy?!?!
Girl B- Yeah...So hot!
Girl A- He's a hockey player!
Girl B-Ooooh!!!!

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hockey players

Those who play the sport of hockey.

Eric Lindros and Paul Kariya are hockey players.

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Hockey Player

Okay okay, I think we all know what a hockey player is right baud? Or do you...? Hockey players are ladies/boy magnets. It's the most attractive sport; not saying sports are attractive, but they always have the best looking people. Knowing a hockey player is like knowing a real life "douche bag: they like to trash talk, they have their own slang which I must say is very fun to use, very energetic but strong, get angry during hockey games on TV, and in real life and when they're older, they will most likely drink beer with old teammates and rant on about how fun they times were. Hockey players are the best, but don't get them angry! Everyone needs a hockey player friend!

Person: Look at that hockey player!!
Other person: Yeah he/she is so cute!!
Person: I know right! I definitely need a relationship with a hockey player!