Hokeness

Otherwise known as the triangle choke; a submission in Brazillian Jiu-Jitsu; perfected by a tall fellow from Minnesota

The Hokeness choke is very effective at stopping bloodflow to the brain. That guy was Hokenessed out!

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hoke

To chauffeur someone around, particularly an old lady, so that she can run errands. (Originated from the name of the black man, Hoke, in the movie Driving Miss Daisy.)

Man 1: Hey buddy, you wanna go golfing Saturday?
Man 2: I can't... I gotta hoke my mother to the hairdresser.

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hokee

to describe someone who's fat, being/acting like a fat person.

A: "yo look at that guy over there, he's munching down that bag of chips like there's no tomorrow!"

B: "damn nature, what a hokee.."

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hoke

a word to say when there are no words to be said

bob: my ass is bleeding a lot

dan: hoke

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hoke

most good; showing of emence greatness

that was hoke when I won the lottery

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Hokes

A joke that it's intent is to make one laugh so great that it becomes a horrible joke. In other words,that akward long silence joke.

-John: I have alot of patience,but im not a doctor!

-Tom: Wow what a hokes.

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hoking

The art of taking an absolutely ridiculously massive toke from someone else's joint after asking someone for a hit. Done so the person hoking gets as much weed as possible.

Dude #1: 'Hey man can I have a toke of your Joint?'

Dude #2: 'Sure man, here'

*Dude #1 takes an unnecessarily massive hit because he's a theiving asshole*

Dude #2: 'Hey man stop hoking it you chucklefuck, it's not your weed'

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