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Gluteus maximus homeostasis excretion

When your gluteus maximus is sweating when you have to poop

I am currently undergoing gluteus Maximus homeostasis excretion, I’ll be back in a minute.

by Kuntryboujc June 22, 2019


Does homeostasis sound like a joke to you?

A nephrologist's call for help, is the only valid response to "I'm gonna drink more water", don't drink water if you don't have to, you don't know better than your kidneys.

Uneducated Person: I'm gonna drink more water!
Nephrologist: Why?
Uneducated Person: Because It's healthy!
Nephrologist: Does homeostasis sound like a joke to you?

by KomradeKopke December 14, 2022

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Maintain Your Homeostasis

"Maintain Your Homeostasis" is one of many of Mr. Okezie's catch-phrases. It generally means to take four deep breaths, while taking your time of course, to the effect of reducing one's cortisol levels. He says this almost all the time....and it works.

Hey man, your messing up the vibe. It's a vibe....bruh. Maintain Your Homeostasis.

by phantomofthe0pera November 24, 2019