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Vaginal soreness that occurs after a night of rough sex, a marathon session of sex, or sex with a very well-endowed man. Sometimes associated with UTIs.
The term stems from being sore from all the sex you supposedly get on your honeymoon.
"Christ, my pussy's sore. Eddie really gave it to me last night; I've got honeymoonitis."
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It was the accepted practice in Babylonia 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer, and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which eventually came to be known as the honeymoon.
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The act of confining one's new spouse and milking them for their juices, usually later sold.
John: I heard Tim is honeymooning his new wife.
Jim: I'd buy some of that honey.
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when a married couple spend their wedding night removing their pants and displaying thier asses to one another in a ritualistc fashion.
They said they found Jane on the recieving end of the Honeymoon when they found her dead do to anal suffication
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Drizzling ones testicals with honey then carrying on to tea bag ones partner on a honeymoon
"The honey was delicious. I always wants to be honeymooned"
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Vaginal soreness that occurs after a night of rough sex, a marathon session of sex, or sex with a very well-endowed man. Sometimes associated with UTIs.
The term stems from being sore from all the sex you supposedly get on your honeymoon.
"Christ, I'm sore down there. Eddie really gave it to me last night; I've got honeymoonitis."
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