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A common nickname for an amazing girl who is a combination of nerdy, sexy, intelligent, artistic and funny all at the same time. A girl that is so near to perfection that her actual existence is more than questionable, a Hoovie is so close to perfection that she finds it necessary to be mean in order to try to scare away those with less than honorable intentions. This is the type of girl that can make you lose track of time and have you up all night hanging on her every word.
Hoovies are also known to be extreme meat eaters, melt at the mere mention of fireworks or BBQ's, despise cats and enjoy horribly fake Cuban accents.
Guy 1 – Dude I met this chick shes such a Hoovie
Guy 2 – Aw you lucky fucker, I’m jealous
Guy 1 – Yea you should be
Guy 2 – Yea I am
Guy 1 – Okay
Guy 2 – I’m hungry
Guy 1 – Me too lets get some soy burgers
Guy 2 – That sounds F-Ing awesome
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A short interbred cocksucker from a small rural area (rutledge mo) such a individual will become very short with you for no reason and may threaten to touch you inappropriately. May claim to be horny. Usually elf like with mismatching ears/features. Some could carry diseases so avoid if possible.
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A horse. Naively described by foreign types, particularly of Polish descent. Relating to the 'hooves' of the animal.
"I want Hoovie."
"Sorry, we don't serve horse meat, try Poland."
"Moo?"
"Ok, a burger it is then."
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A movie that is strictly used by teen couples to hook up at; usually a terrible or stupid movie with no plot.
John: Dude did you go see a movie last night with Sarah?
Jerry: Yeah, but it was more of hoovie if you know what I mean
John: Nice dude! High Five!
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A title given to a person who gives a large amount of blowjobs. The antonym to Billy Jones.
"Woah, that guy is a complete Not A Hoovy. Look! He just brought another guy in the alleyway! Ugh!"
its a type of playstyle in the game team fortress 2 where the player selects the class known as heavy and walks around without killing anyone
a Team Fortress 2 player that chooses the Heavy class and doesn't harm either team, even handing out edibles (e.g. Sanvich, Dalokohs Bar, Second Banana, etc.) to restore health. To tell a Hoovy apart from regular Heavy players, they always have their melee weapon or secondary weapons (with edibles equipped) selected as they crouch, occasionally yelling out Heavy's voice lines.
the concept of the Hoovy derived from the position of the fist based melee weapons which they hold close to their chest, which makes them look innocent and almost cute.
player : Yo guys don't kill the hoovy hes not doing anything
player 2 :He gave sandvich to the enemy team that was about to die