hork

1. v
to quickly eat.

2. v
to vomit or belch in a manner like that of vomiting.

3. n
vomit

4. v
to steal or pilfer, usually pertaining to items of little value.

5. v
screw up, make dysfunctional

6. v
to sell (a bastardization of *hawk*)

6. v
do (can mean essentially anything)

i horked it down, then i horked it back up. then he horked my hork, and horked it to this guy who was totally horked up. then i horked my sister

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Hork

1. To vomit.
2. The summoning of phlegm, in preparation for spitting.

"My cat horked a big hairball on the sofa"

"John horked up a loogie and spit it at Jessica."

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hork

v. to steal something, though not usually applicable to shoplifting or grand theft.

I turned around for five minutes and someone horked my pepsi from the fridge at work.

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Horked

When you extremely outplay your opponent.

Bro did you see what Xposed did last night? He horked all over Wrecky for $200 each.

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horking

A loud, barking cough that often results in projectiles; honking + hacking + barking

They were wild, noisy children, as usual, except for their horking coughs and endless runny noses.

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Horked

Canadian Slang: To Steal

You horked my Beer.

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hork

To take, without asking, something that if you would have asked, the answer would have been yes.

Note: This is a slang expression popularized by Bob & Doug MacKenzie's Strange Brew Soundtrack album

Literal usage: "I horked a beer from your fridge."

Common usage: "Can I hork a pencil?"

Note: the common usage is ironic, because you are asking when the definition involves not asking.

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