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Hort

A type of fart. Harbingers of an impending liquid dump, a hort is a burning hot seemingly acid laced air biscuit that has an aroma so foul it will brown and curl nearby sheets of paper. Usually the result of cheap Chinese buffet dining.

After that meal at HoHo buffet, I ripped a nasty hort that curled the water color paper in the art section.

by Budgie Ramone July 23, 2017

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Hort

Hort refers to a person who is often physically incapable of doing simple everyday tasks, often referred to as 'Hort syndrome"

when someone trys to throw an apple in the bin from 2 feet away and misses they are a Hort or someone may say "he clearly has Hort syndrome"

by Call me Betty August 2, 2011

4๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hort

A word mixed with hot and hurt

The temperature outside is one-hundred degrees and the sun is shining so bright ! It hort!!!

The heat is on too high and I was slapped in the face, that hort.

by The random poster December 16, 2019

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Hort

Relating to snort. or sniffing.
Verb. To snort drugs or substances up your nose.
Noun. Can also refer to the actual substance. Sometimes given a one letter prefix to specify which substance. ie. C-Hort=cocaine, E-Hort=crushed ecstasy, K-Hort=Special K, G-Hort=glass or crystal meth.
Can also refer to your nose, or your "Horter"
Can refer to just about any snorting object. A straw or rolled up dollar can be refered to as a Hort-stick.

"I wanna do some C-hort tonight."
"I'm gonna hort some coke tonight."
"I did so much G-hort this weekend that my horter feels like its gonna fall off."
"Pass me that Hort-stick so i can finish this pile."
"He loves Horting, he is like Horty hort alot."

by Zac Wild October 24, 2006

4๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hort

pertaining to a whore or slut

The hort slept with my boyfriend.

by 4398320045854 November 2, 2008

4๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Horting

kind of MMA

my buddy John went to horting championship, he got fucked up well.

by blackoutpoint August 14, 2015

2๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


hortative

adjective

giving strong encouragement,throwing away any depressed,listless,and abject mind from someone who suffers distraction of mind

Lisa is sexy cheerleader chick.Lisa's smile is hortative. She always please her boyfriend. When the math olympiad comes along, Lisa's genious boyfriend is very nervous and worried, because he have not studied enough to catch prizes, at that moment, Lisa relieve him with stroking and sucking his cocks. It is really hortative.... Ummmmmmmmm babe....lol...

by purinsy August 29, 2008

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