How nice isn that?

When you have bad english as a german speaker and want to explain how nice something is.

"We get a new female colleague that look's hot" - "How nice isn that?"
"The customer just dropped a big order" - "How nice isn that?"

How To Be Nice

Day one: Bring her coffee in bed, in a personalized pink mug. She will think you show potential.
Day two: C'mon man, we gave you day one. The rest is up to you.

He knew it was one of those "If you need to ask" things. But still, being clueless, he entered "How To Be Nice" and held his breath.

Very nice, how much?

A reference to the popular film 'Borat, in which he implies an average woman walking past is a prostitute. Used in jest amongst friends, or as flirtation.

Man walks in nightclub, sees attractive woman, wolf whistles and says (probably in same accent as Borat) "Very nice, how much?!"

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Very Nice, How much?

A common phrase used by people who want the Bill, after they have finished their meal at a Restaurant.

Married Man: Very Nice, How Much?
Waiteress: Excuse me?!?
Wife: What!
Married Man: I'm sorry, can I have the Bill?

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How about a nice cold cup of stfu

A nice way of telling someone to "shut the fuck up".

"My toes hurt!!! Aww... my back just ain't what it used to be. Did you see that, Gladys? Did you see that?"
"Hey, Janie, how about a nice, cold cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP?!"

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How about a nice cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP!

A way of saying "Shut the fuck up", usually used in Internet forums.

"How about a nice cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

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How about a nice cup of Shut The Fuck Up?

One of many things to say to someone that needs to stop talking nonsense or bothering you.

I told those loud-mouthin fat-ass black chicks to have a nice cup of shut the fuck up. I was surprised when they actually tried to.

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