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Short for HUSBAND. NOT your boyfriend of the moment. The man you are married to and committed to for LIFE. Not the guy you're sleeping with for the month.
How long have you and your hubby been married?
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A slang term for husband used by homely women who shop at WalMart.
Me and Hubby watch The 700 Club as often as possible.
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A sickeningly cute and sappy form of the word "husband".
This is a word to be avoided at all costs, never to be spoken, and will hopefully someday disappear from human vocabulary.
It's not cute, it's not endearing, and it's not sweet.
Seriously, it sounds f'ing STUPID when you say it. It smacks of middle-aged domesticity, desperate girls, homebody-military wives, and worthless people.
In addition, you sound EXTREMELY uneducated and hick-ish. Girls, do yourselves a huge favor - boycott this word.
I swear, every time you even think about saying this word you're setting women's rights back twenty years.
"That guy I married, he's my hubby."
"Oh, isn't my hubby a cutie??? I just love him!"
"I'd better do what my hubby says, he knows best"
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Most husbands have names – John, Dave, Benoît, even – but if someone really wants you to know they have one, that dude will be known only as “Hubby”. It’s used by those recently wed and bizarrely anxious to show they’re settled and sorted. First recorded in 1600, in 2017 “Hubby” is wrapped in “I have one, you don’t” smugness, a fast-forward to the kind of cosy resentment only 20 years of marriage can bring you. Listen carefully, and you can almost hear Hubby’s slippers shuffling towards you – even though he’s only 29.
Stacy: Oh look how nice my HUBBY is.
Blake: man you just made me cringe so bad "seizure"
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A term for a husband. Used exclusively by women who have an underdeveloped sense of self and who have come, to some degree, to define themselves by whom they marry. These women look to their hubbies for happiness and constant reassurance. Without some hubby or other in their lives, these women would not know how to lead a meaningful life. They therefore tend to exaggerate the good qualities in their spouse, i.e. their hubbies are special to them only because they're so insecure about their lives.
My hubby is out of town, I don't know how to occupy myself without him.
My hubby! Hubby!
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A hubby is a man (not a boy) that you have come to love . He's someone that's always there for you when you need him. He treats you like a lady as well as acting like a gentleman himself. True enough, everyone's "hubby" will have his own characteristics but one thing that they all have in common is the fact that they make their girlfriend/wifey happy *
My hubby is the only man I need.
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